BSI - Hard Being A Man

IT'S HARD BEING A MAN

You might think it's tough to be a woman in a man's world
Well, just try being a man
You might think it's tough but don't take it light, girl
We're doing the best we can
So tell me baby
What am I doing wrong
I don't want to have guess
I need to be this way

It took me all this time just to find your G-spot
I need bloody A to Z
You got my money and my car
And everything else that got
I'm going insane
I can't read the signs, it's all bloody Greek to me
I never understood you
So tell me why I'm here

Oh yeah it's hard being a man
We're doing the best we can
It's hard being a man

You've got your women's groups but what the hell have we got?
Sweet Fanny Adams
We've got to cope with the mood swings
At least three times a month
So don't ask for sympathy
Fuck girl power
Give me lager any day
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
I need to be this way

Oh yeah it's hard being a man
We're doing the best we can
It's hard being a man

You complain about page three
But if it's not one thing it's another
I mean you've got the Full Monty to keep you happy
You should've stayed behind the kitchen sink
If you can't hack it, out in the big wide world
There's no place here
For little girls

Oh yeah it's hard being a man
We're doing the best we can
It's hard being a man

ABOUT THE SONG...

Aw shit. I've just lost all of the female readers. Can I just say, I'm sorry, but it's needs saying. It IS hard to be a man. This song is a direct response to feminists who go on about who it's hard for women to get anywhere in the world. I like equality, don't get me wrong, I do, but what I don't agree with is a change in power. And that's what I'm campaigning against with this song. Yes, it's hard being a woman, but see it from our side too. When this song gets aired live I want everyone singing it, not just the men. Although that'd be really cool! Male bonding through song! It's also a great pop song and the lyrics, though scathing, are truly some of my best. I hope you ALL like it. - Fil